top 10 things men should do if they want to meet their dream girl online.

10

run a comb or brush through your hair before you take your "profile photo"

9

please put your shirt back on before you take your "profile photo"

8

refrain from silly online names such as to_hookup,  surferdude, mr_jerm, fishinguy, howudoin, nerdalert

7

refrain from going on extensively about your love of ultimate fighting

6

even if you are a momma's boy save that for later when the honeymoon is over

5

when emailing a potential date,  try to write more in the message than "Hey."

4

pictures of your reptile collection are not hot

3

pictures of your truck and oversized accessories are not hot

2

deciding where the first date will be should not be based on what restaurant's coupon you have

1

on the first date, no one likes someone who brags,  so stop taking people hostage with conversation that is all about you

try not to carry on for 56 minutes about your high score on playstation,

how you are running out  of room to house all of the employee of the month certificates you have won, and how no one could possibly be as interesting and amazing as you.  save that for date number 2.

I am just sayin.