We are breaking up, and NO we will not be getting back together, I have met someone else. His name? Mr. O. Eleven

Twenty Ten,  it has been a great love affair but it is probably best that we go our separate ways,  the spark is gone and the honeymoon is over  now.

Please do not be upset.....last January 01 when we met it was magical :) You strolled in, wearing that tailored suit, new Prada shoes, fresh haircut, sparkling eyes, and gleaming white smile.  Not only the room but the entire planet stopped,  waiting to see what your next move would be. Whispering sweet promises in our ears with your sexy accent, we all hung on your every word.

Early on,  although we were memorized with the hope of a new year with new opportunities,  but the Haiti earthquake was an upsetting blow to the system.   This, just like any tragedy, was so surprising and completely blindsided everyone. The utter helplessness of the country was so difficult to accept. Many of us could do nothing but donate some money and watch the planet band together with media,  manpower, medical aid, and political involvement.

Thanks for the magical moments of the Van City Olympics, although the event was marred with a very sad tragedy early on,  overall watching it unfold was simply magical,  I was more proud than ever to be Canadian!

Two letters for you,   KD    (click the link below,  not a virus,  I PROMISE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-bj4TccyKk&feature=related


You brought us the ipad and the new iphone. Many of us stood in line,  and got into fistfights with fellow apple enthusiasts, once the smoke cleared it was obvious that something special had arrived.


Dancing with the stars. Bristol Palin. Her performances left me speechless,  how can we ever thank you enough.


I just have to say,  in terms of the fashion sense of the last year,  overall it has been great.  I will however mention that I have never encountered so many pairs of pants in which my calves are too large to fit into them.  The slim fitting pant can be hot,  but when the pants are awkwardly riding up your large calves....not hot.


Twenty Ten....  why oh why did you decide to allow some hacker to break into millions of email accounts and take over with more than just annoying spam?  why?  My own mother thought I had a side business selling Viagra!  And the hard worker I am, it appears that I am sending emails at all hours of the day!   I mean...does this sound like me?

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF AN EMAIL I SENT THE CONTACTS FROM AN OLD EMAIL ACCOUNT AND MYSELF AT 5:32 AM ONE DAY:

this article really surprised me life is so much better now that i began this program this is amazing check it out with the money that im making im now able to open up a bank account   

FYI---I have always HAD A BANK ACCOUNT!!!  And if finally a bank allowed me to open a bank account after years of turning me down,  I wouldn't set my alarm,  wake up early and email everyone including myself about it!!!!!!!!  COME ON!!!!!!!

The office was more alive, entertaining, and rambunctious than ever this year,  some people are saying that real estate is dead.....I would beg to differ.

couple of office highlights...

Devon Girl. Taking photos of the cats and eating the homeowners food while you looked at their house meant you were fired as my client. This was both necessary and liberating.

Huggy Realtor turning not so Huggy anymore. The agent from another brokerage that insisted on embracing me all the time. I didn't even know her. At least buy me dinner first.

Our fearless leader's ipad contest.  I am still trying to win that one....

Doomsday Denis becoming an optimist. History has told us that this guy truly knows where the market is headed.  Seriously take note.

Mac zones,  more and more offices were affixed with the apple logo onto their door.

Installation of the "stop sign" on the office door that no one really followed anyways. Open door policy is how I like it :)

Catch Phrases and words that I am ready to see end with twenty ten

(in no particular order of annoyance)

using the word "Epic"  for EVERYTHING.  time and place for this word and now the effect has been ruined. let's stop using this term and definitely stop others around us as well.

using the term  "it is what it is"  ....  I will admit, that I am very guilty of using this when I have nothing to say and a weird silence is in the air. I am tired of it and I think everyone else is as well.

people going on and on about their Beiber fever. I have yet to hear a Beiber song,  sometimes I get into things 2 years after they are popular. perhaps in twenty twelve you will see me in my sister's Beiber shirt.

using the status update on Facebook that says,  "living the dream"  Really?  you are really living the dream?  because personally if I was really living the dream I would be far to busy with other things to be updating numerous times a day....."still living the dream"  (OMG,  RIGHT NOW,as I sit at starbucks and type this, some DB just walks by me with his DB friend and says..."livin the dream buddy,  livin the dream")  

because of the economy.....

people need to stop using the economy as their fat escape goat to their irresponsibility,  pull it together,  we live in a resource rich province and country and money being spent all over the place everyday.  change your outlook,  listen to the experts and not the media, and stop being a debbie downer.

Prince William and Kate Middleton. 

Am I being premature on this one?  Sorry,  I am not going to lie...this is really on my nerves already

We will always look back fondly on many things, 
it is time to move forward,  full steam, with O Eleven.  

I am ready,  are you??

please tell me more interesting things about yourself. please!

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7691297

listen to your life.

music is my thing.  all of the different chapters in my life have a corresponding soundtrack in the background. i like a wide variety of music, except for country.  if there is any type of country music playing i need to switch that off immediately,  and if it is playing in a store i will run out screaming!

i have been known to be a bit of a control freak at parties or gatherings. 

with only the music of course....

i feel that only the music i want to hear should be playing,  and my friends who know and love me understand this and allow me to switch the music erratically and maybe only listen to a few seconds of each song before moving on to the next (this can be correlated with the amount of red wine that is being poured as well)

at my place of work, my office mate and i have the same taste in music, and this was a strong requirement for sharing an office space with me....oh and of course that they would be prepared to laugh at my jokes and happily listen to my repetitive stories. the work day is spent with a variety of music playing in the background

now,  choosing to "break into song" or  behave like you are in an episode of "Glee" without any planning or warning,  

is NOT MY THING!

please don't sing a song to me,  i don't know what to do!

please don't serenade me,  it makes me feel funny....

have you ever wondered what the soundtrack to the movie of your life would sound like?
it is amazing to me how a certain song,  even just a hearing the first few seconds of it can take you back to a time...good or bad,  you feel like you are just there

many many many songs stick out as important in the story of me,  these would be a few examples:

my parents had this record- i was always intrigued with it from a very young age. also spent the year of 1994 listening to it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d78K4rCEfAo

go go's - my first tape!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_1BGKNk85M

U2-Achtung Baby-roadtrip with this tape and my boyfriend at a young and foolish age
http://www.amazon.com/Achtung-Baby-U2/dp/B000001DTM


ray of light - madonna - reminds me of my first few months in van city dancing at the odyssey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGdMojE3_YU&feature=related


crystal waters - staying up late at the 501 with a few boys also named crystal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

portishead - it's 2pm and it is dark out,  wet winter in the west end on comox street
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vozNQX6Ye1A


moby - running the half in van city in 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUD7m3MZOt4&feature=related


radiohead - i find myself singing this song once a week, also can be heard blaring out of my car
oh thom...what a genius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vFaoA7t2RE


matt good- sitting in the office looking productive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgL3WF27_dk&feature=related


talking heads - driving around because it is a beautiful day to sell a house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqg_ZGcuybs

go away so I can check myself out. (got to run and put that on a t shirt now!)

my elevator at work is a dream elevator.  it is completely surrounded in mirrors,  it is here that I can fully see the back of my hair,  how ill fitting my pants are that day, the lint and dog hair on the back on my clothing, and of course the left over blueberry smoothie in my teeth.

that being said,  i will admit,  i am a girl that primps,  and you are too.  i am sure of it. (even if you are a guy)
years ago,  an old boyfriend caught me primping in the reflection of a window at night while he was telling me a boring story.....a big fight broke out.

sometimes i come across people who should look in the mirror more, but i refrain from saying anything....  aren't you proud of my restraint?!?

this could have started as a teen when i skipped english class and jumped on the city bus over to the mall.  see it was raining out and my pants were wet.  i purposely sat in the back of the bus because that is what mother told me not to ever do. while i sat in the back with the local delinquents the black felt marker graffiti that was on the bus seat imprinted itself onto my light colored pants due to the wet condition of them.

i strolled around looking cooler than ever,  all day long with trashy graffiti on the back of my tan coloured pants (pinched rolled of course with slouch socks and dessert boots...) how could no one say anything to me?  see how important it is to have a peek at your backside in the mirror?

every day when i stroll onto the elevator at work i have some time from the main floor to second floor to make sure all is good with my look for the day and i will casually pout into the mirror like i am at a photo shoot. truth be known,  some days i notice a new wrinkle on my face,  frizzy hair that i should have put more effort into, a little muffin top hanging over my waste band,  etc....this is my time. i do not care to share this time with anyone!

well today as i saw a male figure running to the elevator,  as i looked down and hoped the door would close he ran on,  now i had to share this mirrored heaven with a stranger!!

now i would have to be extra subtle with the mirror time but this is difficult,  i certainly would not be able to fully pout in the mirror now!!  this elevator is tiny as well and this guy is now in my personal space.  the awkward energy was incredible.  neither of us were in the mood for small talk and the whole journey to the second floor dragged on and on and on.  i exhaled loudly as the door opened and i could run out and join civilization again.

all i have got to say is that tomorrow that better not happen!

and keep your eye out for the "go away so I can check myself out" t shirt..wearing this will save quite a bit of awkward eye contact on your next elevator ride.

just so you know you aren't fooling anyone.

I had a pretty smart kindergarten teacher.

And because of this I have a amazing grasp on being able to count from 1 to 15.

Sundays at Safeway are busy.  I simply wanted to go in to buy a salad,  no big deal right?  Well for some reason there was a lack of staff there.  I guess it is to be expected,  sundays,  most of the employees are unable to work due to the saturday night flu.  This left me in a long long lineup in the express checkout,  which features a large sign reading 15 items or less.

Express 15 items or less,  pretty large printing,  as well a pretty standard rule in our society. I couldn't help but be distracted with the overstuffed shopping cart full of many many items right behind me, threatening to smash me in the back of the legs and cause an injury. After deciding which injury lawyer I would be using for my lawsuit against this shopping cart woman I became distracted with the blatant rule breaking that was going on right behind me!  Darling,  in no stretch of the imagination or country would you only have 15 items or less.  First of all you are the only one in this lineup with a shopping cart.  The rest of us are either holding our items or have a small basket. (Dear Safeway,  please add "no shopping carts allowed" to your Express signs)

Now look at you go!  Unloading your cart,  not 1 but 6 loaves of garlic bread? Smell you....
Oh and how nice that your milk has now fallen on my lonely salad.  Here I am staring,  waiting for some eye contact,  but you are too nervous to look in my direction,  why would that be?  Well maybe the cashier will speak up....she looks like she has been around,  maybe just released from prison. Nope.  No acknowledgement of the rule breaking,  no scolding,  nothing.

This got my wheels turning....every day we face some written and unwritten rules,  we also encounter certain suggestions if you will,  are some of these meant to be broken?

There is an unwritten rule about standing in line.  Maybe my friends have arrived early to stand in line for an important event.  If I arrive later and join my friends at the front of the line is that so wrong?  Does everyone else expect me to stand in the back of the line alone....feeling lonely?

How about the "no flyers please" rule. Personally,  I would thoroughly enjoy delivering a flyer here more than anyone else.  Think about it,  if everyone else is following this rule,  your flyer is sure to stand out more than ever!  Does this make me evil?

I believe there is a rule about men wearing hats indoors.  Some men think they can break this rule but I think this is basic manners.

Concertgoers are always told not to take photos during the event.  Pretty clear don't you think?  No one follows this rule and quite frankly if I have paid $100 to see Justin Bieber I am going to take all the photos I want to. Maybe I have also purchased a $50 t shirt. Just try to stop me!

Silence in the room at yoga.  I get a thrill out of whispering words to my friends across the room anyways and giggling as quietly as I can while others connect their minds and bodies.  Just don't YOU be trying to pull this one off around me then I will be angry and need even more yoga.

Dryclean only.  An evil laugh fills my condo on laundry day as I throw this tag and garment into the washer.  Come find me dryclean police.  Just come and find me.

Parking rules are a complex matter.  Handicapped,  Senior Citizen,  Fire-lane parking must be followed at ALL TIMES.
Special treatment parking for everyone else except me I don't agree with.  I may need to investigate this further and report back.

There is a handy sticker on the window of my car which tells me my next service is due at 35,870KM. Somehow I get a bit of a rush out of the fact that today my car is just over 40,000KM and the service has not even been scheduled.  Pushing the limit....waiting for the light to come on the dash I guess...

Think I will go to Safeway now and pick out 17 items to take through the express line. See ya!

oh sorry, cant talk.... I have to run and put that on a t shirt.

ever encounter random words that just stop you in your tracks?

picture this....

a sales professional is in an appointment with a couple discussing some business at their home.
things are moving along quite nicely.  out of the blue,  with no warning,  the husband bellows out......

"Karen,  do you know where my Mensa Pin is?"  
(Mensa being the exclusive club where the qualification for membership is a high IQ ...  visit http://www.mensa.org/about-us to join today!)

Now why when sitting at a kitchen table discussing things that are the furthest from anything to do with someone's IQ would someone feel the need to yell out for someone to grab their Mensa Proof? At that very moment?

this is definitely t-shirt worthy....  keep your eyes out for the "where is my Mensa Pin?"  t-shirt soon.

top 10 things men should do if they want to meet their dream girl online.

10

run a comb or brush through your hair before you take your "profile photo"

9

please put your shirt back on before you take your "profile photo"

8

refrain from silly online names such as to_hookup,  surferdude, mr_jerm, fishinguy, howudoin, nerdalert

7

refrain from going on extensively about your love of ultimate fighting

6

even if you are a momma's boy save that for later when the honeymoon is over

5

when emailing a potential date,  try to write more in the message than "Hey."

4

pictures of your reptile collection are not hot

3

pictures of your truck and oversized accessories are not hot

2

deciding where the first date will be should not be based on what restaurant's coupon you have

1

on the first date, no one likes someone who brags,  so stop taking people hostage with conversation that is all about you

try not to carry on for 56 minutes about your high score on playstation,

how you are running out  of room to house all of the employee of the month certificates you have won, and how no one could possibly be as interesting and amazing as you.  save that for date number 2.

I am just sayin.